(via maamlet)
im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses
Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion
(via cemeterything)
micro-usb-deactivated20230625:
There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.
His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.
new all-time sentence
The future is a fine place to be and I have no especial feelings about having been shown this targeted advertisement from a major pharmaceutical corporation that knows what my western zodiac sign is
(via frowninglionns)













